welcome back to your poop read, before bedtime read, boredom read.
we left off at the shitty hotel. we had to go look for food because there wasn’t any breakfast being served where we stayed or anything near us. we ended up at a sushi place? was it sushi? bro, my memory is so bad. all I remember was this was my first experience with the Coca-Cola there. it changed my life. I just can’t explain how much i loved this coke. yes, I can. I bought some and put it in my checked in luggage because I wanted to bring it back home.
we walked back to the hotel, packed up and went on about our way to the new hotel I found on hotels.com . shoutout to them. here we are making our way to the new hotel.
immediately, it was a brand new world. this place was super clean, spacious and when we arrived, the guy at check in told us we had gotten our own beds bless. hotel leman opera. you are beautiful. it is affordable and clean. that’s my review for that. i’d stay there again.
paris is fucking huge. i’m not sure why that never crossed my mind.
we decided to walk around and explore. this was when I got my first and only taste of french crepes. amazing experience. after we made our pit stop for crepes we kept walking and that heatwave was hitting hard so enjoy this picture of my raspberry ice cream.
as I have mentioned before, maria has already been to paris so she knew where all the cool things were. maria suggested Sacré-Cœur, which is a church, but it has a nice view of the city. the church is really nice inside because it has gold stuff on the ceilings, but you’re not allowed to take pics inside.
after this trip to the church, i was hungry. not a surprise, I’m always hungry. I looked up places that sold steak, but that also had vegetarian options for maria. 0/5 would recommend. the aesthetic was cute, but not my steak. my steak was not it. when we were done eating, it was the moment I had been waiting for. I was able to see the eiffel tower where I also saw french rats. I didn’t take pics of them, but enjoy these other pics because before we knew it, our day was over and we went back to our hotel to sleep! maria decided to stab me in the middle of the night. no cap. I could have died. but i didn’t because she was using her hand to stab me in her sleep.